The Play

Naked Bigport by David Vale

The Director

David Vale

The Story

Bigport. A quaint and quiet tourist destination in Northwestern Montana. Bustling with visitors during the summer, its winter is peaceful as the locals enjoy the relative solitude of nature. But when it’s rumored that Homeland Security is investigating an expose’ on Bigport life written by an insider and the town appears to be sitting, quite literally, on a powder keg, the residents bring out the heavy artillery and respond in the only way they know how, by staging a parade. (No one is naked and nothing is real. This is fake news at its finest.)

The Characters

Beatrice Martin (Tara Allen): President of the Chamber of Commerce and owner of Beads by Beatrice
Garrett Reese (Eric Myers): A Fusilero and avid collector of old firearms and explosives
Peter Baird (Scott Roskam): A local real estate developer and president of the FIB
Mark McMasters (Mike Vanderwerker): A local merchant, considers Garrett a menace to society
Dottie Wilson (Melinda Skilondz): Beatrice’s friend and handler
Patrick Corman (Mike Robertson): Chamber board member and realtor with PR connections
Annie Jacobsen (Barbara Langlois): Conspiracy theorist, terrorist hunter
Don Wagner (David Vale): Board member, moose hunter, explosives expert, and Garrett’s sidekick
Martha “Marty” Miller (Allison McCarthy): Consultant and parade chair
Mr. Smith (Mike Wolstein): Mysterious man in a black suit
Mr. Jones (Bill McGuffie): Another mysterious man in a black suit

Performances

February 21 & 22, 2020 at 7:30 p.m.
February 22 & 23, 2020 at 2:00 p.m.